I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

I Found The Horn December 16, 2010

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Oh goodness. October 21, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 9:12 pm
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I think I might be a meme now.

I actually sold a pair of pasties to a girl who said she was going to pair them with a tutu and use them as a costume. Lol, sorry about that.


Sprinkle Shoot! October 20, 2010

I did a photoshoot a couple weeks back with the fabulous Robert Neil. I’m still waiting on the rest of the pictures, but since I’ve had so many Regretsy hits and I’m obsessed with my boobs (well, I’d do me), I figured I’d put the ones I have up early. And I’d like to reccommend Robert Neil with all my heart if you’re in the Torrence area and you want some sexy photos of yourself. He was so laid back and so professional, which is insanely important when I’m letting a stranger photograph me semi-nude. The whole shoot, which was mostly for my friend Shannon, was super fun. Thanks Robert!


This one I like. The second one here, I think is a little Cory in the House, lol.





Well, I DID put my boobs on the internet… September 18, 2010

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Hey guys, I’m a masochist so I was googling myself today to see what the general buzz about me is over the internets. Enjoy! Hell, comment if you feel like it.

Larsennnnnnnnn doesn’t know what spirit gum is, but he doesn’t seem all that opposed to the awful picture of those Blueberry Saltwater Taffy Pasties.

I honestly can’t tell if knithacker is being nice or mean about my Starry Night Pasties, so I’m just going to assume they love them. Thanks for the plug, knithacker.com!

However Regretsy and I have never seen eye to eye on what’s cute. Also, I hate to admit this, but my pits always look like that. I’m Mexican, Italian, and Jewish so I consider myself lucky because I don’t need to wax my back. La’chaim!

Good thing I did this on the day that I came up in the “best boobs in the world” search, or the wind might have escaped my sails a bit. However, stalkers, this is STILL not the time to be sending me explicit e-mails. Just kidding, it’s always time!


Regretsy, You’ve Lured Me in and Left Me Dry May 13, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 9:15 pm
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Someone linked to me on the Regretsy Facebook page and it’s killing me on the inside that I can’t see the actual post. I know the comments will only discourage me if I read them, as is evidenced by the one negative comment I can see, but I want to see so bad! Oh well, shop plug.