I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

In My Purple Coat And Pasties January 12, 2011

Whew. Sometimes free time is fun. It’s not often I get to “I’ve got you now, Mr. Bond.” I bought that purple coat on a day that I went into Target to find the thinnest shirts I could to beat California August, but I haven’t regretted it. I mean, just look at it! Also, some Razzle Dazzle pasties shots.








Unicorn Pasties Shoot July 23, 2010

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I finally took Aubrey’s advice and wished I had more things in my costume and prop arsenal for an Alice in Wonderland tea party in unicorn pasties. If I could do this on my balcony without getting arrested, I would have, but here is my shoot.

Yesss, spin!

Purple glitter lipstick calls for disaffected facial expressions!

Haw haw haw

Om nom nom, Target cupcake.

Maybe just a ceramic nibble...


What's that? A treasure chest full of pasties!

TOO droll!

I actually live off sparkle stars and pastie pastries.

My delightful make-up, courtesy of LimeCrime and Shiro Cosmetics