I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

Bad Ass Infants, Anyone? July 29, 2010

Filed under: My Writing,Original Songs — Stephanie Fantastic @ 8:37 am
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I wanted to finish this song before I posted it, but it looks like I never will and I really like it.

Hey little punk, little punk rock baby
Got a piercing
On your labi-aaa
Kickin’ ass and chewin’ bubble gum
Had your first abortion at 18 months
You’re too hardcore for me, little baby
You’re too mature for me, little lady
Punk rock baby, you’re too much for me!

Got a tramp stamp of a skull bunny
Underneath your ACDC onesie
You make your momma cry
When you burp out lies
About where you’ve been

I saw you down by the river, Punkette
Swiggin’ Jack and smokin’ cigarettes
In your skinny jeans
People say you’re unclean
You’re such a naughty girl!


Fuck You, Frankie Valli July 23, 2010

Filed under: Original Songs — Stephanie Fantastic @ 2:27 pm
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This is a rough, rough, rough version of how the song should sound like.  I laughed out loud when I listened to it.  I can’t believe how Jewish I sound.  And sorry for the stand-in drawing of me.  I was at work and didn’t want my uniform and haggard face in there, lol.

The lyrics to this song are here.

Edit: Holy crap, this is my 100th post. Longest blog never read, woo!