I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

In My Purple Coat And Pasties January 12, 2011

Whew. Sometimes free time is fun. It’s not often I get to “I’ve got you now, Mr. Bond.” I bought that purple coat on a day that I went into Target to find the thinnest shirts I could to beat California August, but I haven’t regretted it. I mean, just look at it! Also, some Razzle Dazzle pasties shots.








Well, I DID put my boobs on the internet… September 18, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 7:47 pm
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Hey guys, I’m a masochist so I was googling myself today to see what the general buzz about me is over the internets. Enjoy! Hell, comment if you feel like it.

Larsennnnnnnnn doesn’t know what spirit gum is, but he doesn’t seem all that opposed to the awful picture of those Blueberry Saltwater Taffy Pasties.

I honestly can’t tell if knithacker is being nice or mean about my Starry Night Pasties, so I’m just going to assume they love them. Thanks for the plug, knithacker.com!

However Regretsy and I have never seen eye to eye on what’s cute. Also, I hate to admit this, but my pits always look like that. I’m Mexican, Italian, and Jewish so I consider myself lucky because I don’t need to wax my back. La’chaim!

Good thing I did this on the day that I came up in the “best boobs in the world” search, or the wind might have escaped my sails a bit. However, stalkers, this is STILL not the time to be sending me explicit e-mails. Just kidding, it’s always time!


Delusionally Narcissistic? That’sa Me! July 28, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 1:59 am
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Check it out, I got mentioned on Craftastrophe and almost immediately afterward, I made a sale.  Woo!  I love when people who aren’t me post things about me on the internets.