Today I broke the rearview mirror off my relatively new Corolla and it got me thinking about how I am am an atrocious driver. I am so bad, in fact, that I’ve been considering rolling down my window when I yell at pedestrians to not walk in front of me because I will accidentally run them over.
While I was learning to drive, we turned into a Kaiser parking lot and a pedesrian walked out in front of me. I hesitated and then hit the gas instead of the brake, giving my Dad a heart attack. Good thing we were at the hospital already.
The point is: Don’t walk in front of my car.