I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

It’s all about the little things. February 18, 2010

I would like to thank the guy who got here by clicking on my “porn” tag. Words cannot express how tickled I was at the mental image of you Google searching “porn” and getting an almost empty blog of teen rap. I’m sorry I killed your boner, but I’m even sorrier that you don’t have any actual preferences when it comes to porn. Maybe you’re 14 or maybe you’re just adventurous. Either way, I salute you and the asian girls vomiting noodles on each other video that you clicked on next.