I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

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Pictures from the Whittier Zombie Pub Crawl October 24, 2010

I don’t know why I thought Fullerton because the crawl was definitely in Whittier. Oh well. It was a blast getting all bloodied up with everyone!

Here’s me before I left the house and had to cover my face with a paper bag so as not to terrify all the children at play in the park outside my apartment. Now I’m not sure if I actually have a picture of the full dress, but that’s a totally cute costume that I splurged and bought last year but then wore for all of ten minutes. It’s super sparkly and has knives sticking out of it and unidentified (probably booze) stains on it. In a word, perfect. I went through all the trouble of not letting kids see me and as I was walking to my car, a lady noticed me, smiled, and said, “Oh you look so cute!”

Jamie went for a pretty sweet looking Dia de los Muertos look which a lot of people at the crawl tried and most failed at. Sara decided on zombie homecoming queen. Nothing changes your entire look as much as a giant poof.

Akki and Ashley (my sister, not pictured), were completely caked in blood the whole time and now so it my car.

And some group zombie shots! Hraaaaeehhhhhh!

We got a few shots at the crawl but they were all super dark. It was totally fun though and we got to moan at other groups of zombies and share a brain juice at the bar. A good time was had by all.

Also, some site about babies won’t shut up about me today. I’m not exactly sure why I’m even on there, but there you go. This is what pregnant ladies talk about.

Edit 10/24/10: Yay! Looks like someone (Jamie) got some pictures of my dress. Woo!


Oh goodness. October 21, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 9:12 pm
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I think I might be a meme now.

I actually sold a pair of pasties to a girl who said she was going to pair them with a tutu and use them as a costume. Lol, sorry about that.


Sprinkle Shoot! October 20, 2010

I did a photoshoot a couple weeks back with the fabulous Robert Neil. I’m still waiting on the rest of the pictures, but since I’ve had so many Regretsy hits and I’m obsessed with my boobs (well, I’d do me), I figured I’d put the ones I have up early. And I’d like to reccommend Robert Neil with all my heart if you’re in the Torrence area and you want some sexy photos of yourself. He was so laid back and so professional, which is insanely important when I’m letting a stranger photograph me semi-nude. The whole shoot, which was mostly for my friend Shannon, was super fun. Thanks Robert!


This one I like. The second one here, I think is a little Cory in the House, lol.





Well, I DID put my boobs on the internet… September 18, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 7:47 pm
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Hey guys, I’m a masochist so I was googling myself today to see what the general buzz about me is over the internets. Enjoy! Hell, comment if you feel like it.

Larsennnnnnnnn doesn’t know what spirit gum is, but he doesn’t seem all that opposed to the awful picture of those Blueberry Saltwater Taffy Pasties.

I honestly can’t tell if knithacker is being nice or mean about my Starry Night Pasties, so I’m just going to assume they love them. Thanks for the plug, knithacker.com!

However Regretsy and I have never seen eye to eye on what’s cute. Also, I hate to admit this, but my pits always look like that. I’m Mexican, Italian, and Jewish so I consider myself lucky because I don’t need to wax my back. La’chaim!

Good thing I did this on the day that I came up in the “best boobs in the world” search, or the wind might have escaped my sails a bit. However, stalkers, this is STILL not the time to be sending me explicit e-mails. Just kidding, it’s always time!


A model? Me?! August 6, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 12:47 pm
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This will be a relatively short post, but I just wanted to spread the word about FrenchFlair, an etsy site on which I might soon be featured in paint. Needless to say, I’m excited. I’ll post more details as they come. Maybe he’ll give me a discount on one of the paintings so I can embarrass my future children with it! I can only hope. ;D


Delusionally Narcissistic? That’sa Me! July 28, 2010

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Check it out, I got mentioned on Craftastrophe and almost immediately afterward, I made a sale.  Woo!  I love when people who aren’t me post things about me on the internets.


Regretsy, You’ve Lured Me in and Left Me Dry May 13, 2010

Filed under: Etsy,Who's Talking About Me — Stephanie Fantastic @ 9:15 pm
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Someone linked to me on the Regretsy Facebook page and it’s killing me on the inside that I can’t see the actual post. I know the comments will only discourage me if I read them, as is evidenced by the one negative comment I can see, but I want to see so bad! Oh well, shop plug.