I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

Dear Fast Food Jesus of Sunset Blvd, September 27, 2010

Thank you for divinely crossing the street near me and then settling down to eat out of a styrofoam container on a bus stop bench when Ernie and I were feeling low. Your greasy incandescence has touched my life. If you had a church, I would join it, but since I’m sure you don’t, I’ll just direct all my prayers your way.



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