Hey guys, I’m a masochist so I was googling myself today to see what the general buzz about me is over the internets. Enjoy! Hell, comment if you feel like it.
However Regretsy and I have never seen eye to eye on what’s cute. Also, I hate to admit this, but my pits always look like that. I’m Mexican, Italian, and Jewish so I consider myself lucky because I don’t need to wax my back. La’chaim!
Good thing I did this on the day that I came up in the “best boobs in the world” search, or the wind might have escaped my sails a bit. However, stalkers, this is STILL not the time to be sending me explicit e-mails. Just kidding, it’s always time!