I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

Apparently All I Ever Think About Is Porn June 2, 2010

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You know what’s horrible? Women in porn never mess up their make-up at all. Not until the money shot anyway. The women in porn always kind of bothered me though. What’s the point of having sex for money if you’re not even enjoying it? They’re always so determined to look sexy at you that they can’t possibly be having a good time. I know mugging for the camera doesn’t help me get off. I’m glad that the internet has ushered in a new age of amateur porn where girls get sweaty and messy, and not all of them have three inches of fake nails coming at your penis. It really makes me grateful to the internet. Seriously, there’s nothing hot about the amount of damage those fake nails can do to both parties. Well, unless you’re into that kind of thing and then go you! You’ve got SO much porn possibility to choose from!

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