My mind is so retarded. I just backwards thought this up.
Man #1: -espying an intricately carved silver tureen full of clear,viscous liquid- Is that…is that a gravy boat full of lube?
Man #2: Yup, and we’re gonna be filming for 7 more hours.
Man #1: Whoa. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I didn’t say it was gonna be a good idea.