While peeing on company time, I saw that the tag on my underwear says they were made in Macau. Where the fuck is Macau? I thought to myself. So I looked it up with my shiny, new internet phone. Turns out Macau is a recently-liberated, autonomous, 11.2 square mile area of China. They received their freedom from Portugal in 1999 and now their tiny asian fingers make plus-sized pink underwear with “hope” and “freedom” and butterflies all over them to cover fat American asses. Sorry, Macau.
Made in Macau February 28, 2010