I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

The balls February 22, 2010

I would like it to be known that I think the balls are the most hilarious part of the male anatomy.  I cannot put into words how delighted I was when I first discovered that they are in constant motion.  There is no part of my body that does anything like that and I have to say, I feel a little cheated.  I wrote a haiku.

Like grass in a breeze
I’m infinitely amused
Tectonic scrotum

That is all.

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