I'm So Great: The Rantings of a Jaded Youth

When I grow up, I want to be just like me.

It’s all about the little things. February 18, 2010

I would like to thank the guy who got here by clicking on my “porn” tag. Words cannot express how tickled I was at the mental image of you Google searching “porn” and getting an almost empty blog of teen rap. I’m sorry I killed your boner, but I’m even sorrier that you don’t have any actual preferences when it comes to porn. Maybe you’re 14 or maybe you’re just adventurous. Either way, I salute you and the asian girls vomiting noodles on each other video that you clicked on next.

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2 Responses to “It’s all about the little things.”

  1. Brittany, also great Says:

    I think typing “porn” into Google is a great jumping off point! I just typed it in, and the first thing I saw was 69-ing lesbians, also putting a dildo in the butt. So, from there I could type in “dildo in the butt”, or, “small cat looking at porn on computer screen” and I’m SET! Awesome blog!

  2. Thanks! The first thing I got when I Googled “porn” was John Ashcroft’s face made from a collage of tiny porn images. Then I realized my safe search was on and promptly turned it off. I believe in my American right to see hairy Mexican asses when I image search mariachis.

    I can’t imagine how he got here though. Was he looking for porn on the Web part of Google? Snoresville! I want him to come back just so he can see how obsessed I’m become with him.


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